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by Near on Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:26 pm
Krispy wrote:OR we could train a monkey to bite him in the nuts and to hit people in the kneecap with a ball bat, and we ship it through UPS to his house and we put a metal ball bat and some bananas (for the monkey to eat) with it and well...... we could let the monkey do what it was trained to do but we would need to put another monkey in there to take his computer while the other monkey is beating on him!! It would take about a month of training, then about a week or 2 to get to his house, then we would need to get somebody to ship them back so we would need some cash to pay them, and pay for monkey food, and a baseball bat, and the shipping costs, and we would need money to buy monkeys (unless somebody here has 2 monkeys that we could "borrow") It would take about 2-3 months and about $500 but it would be worth it.
*GOES ON CRAIGSLIST.COM*
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Wanted: Two monkeys, healthy and good sized, for a special mission.
Willing to pay $300 for the pair or I will trade a dog, a hamster, a paperclip, and some bellybutton lint.
Contact me at (555)555-9104 or at my email: myemail@sumthin.net
Thanks
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~Krispy
lol<3
Cheers
by Skilly on Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:00 pm
monkeys FTW
but we need to train cats cuz they can be ninja cats =D
but we need to train cats cuz they can be ninja cats =D
by Krispy on Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:55 am
OR we could train a monkey to bite him in the nuts and to hit people in the kneecap with a ball bat, and we ship it through UPS to his house and we put a metal ball bat and some bananas (for the monkey to eat) with it and well...... we could let the monkey do what it was trained to do but we would need to put another monkey in there to take his computer while the other monkey is beating on him!! It would take about a month of training, then about a week or 2 to get to his house, then we would need to get somebody to ship them back so we would need some cash to pay them, and pay for monkey food, and a baseball bat, and the shipping costs, and we would need money to buy monkeys (unless somebody here has 2 monkeys that we could "borrow") It would take about 2-3 months and about $500 but it would be worth it.
*GOES ON CRAIGSLIST.COM*
______________________________________________________________________________________
Wanted: Two monkeys, healthy and good sized, for a special mission.
Willing to pay $300 for the pair or I will trade a dog, a hamster, a paperclip, and some bellybutton lint.
Contact me at (555)555-9104 or at my email: myemail@sumthin.net
Thanks
______________________________________________________________________________________
~Krispy
*GOES ON CRAIGSLIST.COM*
______________________________________________________________________________________
Wanted: Two monkeys, healthy and good sized, for a special mission.
Willing to pay $300 for the pair or I will trade a dog, a hamster, a paperclip, and some bellybutton lint.
Contact me at (555)555-9104 or at my email: myemail@sumthin.net
Thanks
______________________________________________________________________________________
~Krispy
by Skilly on Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:20 pm
i got idea
we get hes address get flying tickets and go to hes house and beat him like shit and then steal hes computer
why you asking?
because he need punishment
we get hes address get flying tickets and go to hes house and beat him like shit and then steal hes computer
why you asking?
because he need punishment
by Near on Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:47 pm
Krispy wrote:well whatever happened someone needs to find him and get the files.....OR...... beat him with a lead pipe till he gives up the files
Either one is fine with me
~Krispy
Oh how I love ur evil & corrupted ideas, my dear krispy. <3
Near~